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The Squat and The Hover

'The Squat and The Hover' - Season 9, Episode 6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Air Date: October 24th 2011.

Jake: Dad?
Alan: Yes?
Jake: Please tell me I'm not done growing.

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Walden: Are you okay?
Alan: Well, I think she broke my nose, but I almost turned a lesbian. So I'm gonna count it as a win.

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