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That Darn Priest

'That Darn Priest' - Season 8, Episode 16

Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

Air Date: February 14th 2011.

Priest: Are you even Catholic?!
Alan: No, but I'm a big fan.
The costumes, the music, uh, crackers and wine.
Priest: That's the body and blood of our saviour.
Alan: I know, mmm mmm good.
You guys ever think about putting that in supermarkets? Like a lunchable?

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