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Baseball with Better Steroids

'Baseball with Better Steroids' - Season 6, Episode 24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town, meanwhile Judith goes into labor.

Air Date: May 18th 2009.

Alan: Oh, you'll never guess who I ran into.
Jake: Kobe Bryant?
Alan: No.
Jake: Lauren Conrad?
Alan: No!
Jake: Sean "P. Diddy" Combs?
Alan: What is wrong with you?

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Alan: *Describing his screenplay* Well, it's about a man, who's at a crossroads in his life, coming to terms with loss and mortality.
Jake: Huh, you know what you could call it?
Alan: What?
Jake: Boring!
Alan: Thank you.
Jake: Rated G...A-Y.

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Melissa: I tried to forget you%u2014to hate you. But I couldn't.
Alan: Really? Most people don't have that problem.

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Judith: Excuse me, I'm having a baby here!
Herb: And I think I broke my ankle.
Judith: Quit whining, Herb!

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Alan: Jake's just finishing breakfast.
Charlie: Or, he could be starting lunch. It's a fine line.

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