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'Hello, I am Alan Cousteau' - Season 6, Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Chelsea while Charlie tries to prevent them from becoming friends.

Air Date: April 13th 2009.

Charlie: Listen, you've got to do me a favour.
Alan: That's what I live for.
Charlie: Sarcasm is for winners, Alan.

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Chelsea: Look, I understand you have a difficult relationship with your mom, but it makes things kinda tough on me.
Charlie: Hey, I don't expect you to dislike her right away! Give it time; let it happen naturally.

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Chelsea: You didn't tell your mother we're engaged?
Charlie: If she hadn't sold me the house she wouldn't even know where I live.

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