'David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie' - Season 6, Episode 14
Convinced that Alan's family doesn't fully appreciate him, Melissa invites Alan to live with her and her mom.
Air Date: February 2nd 2009.
Charlie: [After Alan and Melissa share a breakfast sausage] Aww. Nothing says "love" like a little morning pork.
Alan: This is so nice. A private, intimate dinner for just the two of us. Oh, my God, you guys! [He and Melissa enter the room for Alan's birthday party but nobody is there] There's nobody here.
Melissa: I don't understand. I told them to be here an hour ago.
Alan: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? My family are a bunch of thoughtless, selfish buttwipes. [he turns around to see Charlie, Jake, Evelyn, and Berta standing in the doorway]
Melissa: I want to thank you all for coming to celebrate this wonderful occasion.
Berta: We thought it was Alan's birthday.
Evelyn: Alan, darling, you were always the good son. Of course, your brother didn't set the bar very high.