'The Devil's Lube' - Season 6, Episode 11
One of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle.
Air Date: December 14th 2008.
Charlie: I'm gonna leave this world the way I came in.
Alan: By Caesarean section?
Alan: What can I say about Charlie? So many words come to mind, but so few that you can say in church. But we'll give it a shot. Charlie was a man of love. He loved his friends, he loved his family, but most of all he loved his penis, the only part of him that ever had an actual job. Anyway this was a man that was so full of love that it would actually ooze out of him, at which point he would see a doctor. But I kid the deceased whoremonger.
Charlie: I've been thinking a lot about how fleeting life is and that none of us really knows how long we're gonna be here.
Evelyn: Did you find another lump on your pee-pee?
Charlie: No, Mom, my pee-pee's fine.
Evelyn: I don't know how 'worn down to a knob' can be fine, but alright.