'He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited' - Season 6, Episode 10
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.
Air Date: December 7th 2008.
Alan: This rat has quit the race.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: This hamster is off the treadmill.
Charlie: Glad to hear it.
Alan: This squirrel is satisfied with the nuts he has.
Charlie: No comment.
Jake: I love sleeping so much sometimes I even dream about it.
Jake: A lot of great discoveries were accidents, like Thomas Edison and the telephone.
Evelyn: Trust me darling, I promise to stick around long enough to identify your bloated gin soaked syphilitic remains.