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He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

'He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited' - Season 6, Episode 10

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

Air Date: December 7th 2008.

Alan: This rat has quit the race.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: This hamster is off the treadmill.
Charlie: Glad to hear it.
Alan: This squirrel is satisfied with the nuts he has.
Charlie: No comment.

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Jake: I love sleeping so much sometimes I even dream about it.

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Jake: A lot of great discoveries were accidents, like Thomas Edison and the telephone.

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Evelyn: Trust me darling, I promise to stick around long enough to identify your bloated gin soaked syphilitic remains.

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