'Damn You, Eggs Benedict' - Season 6, Episode 3
Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.
Air Date: October 5th 2008.
Alan: I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2.
Charlie: Only you could gay up banging two women.
Charlie: (to Jake) Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.
Berta: (reading title of book) Cooking for Dummies.
Charlie: No offense, Jake, I'm actually cooking for everybody.
Charlie: The women, the drinking - you guys look at me and think it's easy. But what you don't see is all the years of hard work and dedication it took to turn me into the happy-go-lucky ass-wrangler I am today.