'If My Hole Could Talk' - Season 5, Episode 18
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan's insistance that Jake complete his Taming of the Shrew book report is hampered by Jake's continually losing the book.
Air Date: May 11th 2008.
Jake: I lost my book.
Alan: And how were you going to write the report?
Jake: I was hoping for an earthquake.
Alan: What was your next plan?
Jake: I pretty much put all my eggs in the earthquake basket.