'Is There a Mrs. Waffles?' - Season 5, Episode 8
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Air Date: November 11th 2007.
Alan: (To Berta). I just don't understand what kind of spiteful god could allow my drunken whoremonger of a brother to become a children's singing star while I toil away in poverty-stricken anonymity.
Berta: Pretty catchy, huh?
Alan: So's gonorrhea.
Berta: Drinking from the well of bitterness are we?