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The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

'The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room' - Season 5, Episode 7

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Air Date: November 4th 2007.

Charlie: You got your food in my refrigerator, your car in my garage, and your stupid, flowered towels in my guest bathroom!
Alan: Hey, those towels are very pretty. They brighten up the whole room.
Charlie: They're gay, and they scream 'civil union'!

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Alan: So I can't even have one stupid thing in this house?
Charlie: Hey, leave Jake out of this!

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Alan: Obviously, we disagree about my role in this household.
Charlie: We sure do. You think you have one, and I don't!

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Charlie: You got your food in my refrigerator, your car in my garage, and your stupid, flowered towels in my guest bathroom!
Alan: Hey, those towels are very pretty. They brighten up the whole room.
Charlie: They're gay, and they scream 'civil union'!

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4

Alan: So I can't even have one stupid thing in this house?
Charlie: Hey, leave Jake out of this!

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4

Alan: Obviously, we disagree about my role in this household.
Charlie: We sure do. You think you have one, and I don't!

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Alan: Let me tell you something Charlie, you said that you took me and my kid into your home, but you didn't. You took us into your house, we made it a home.
Charlie: Is that so?
Alan: Yes, that so.

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