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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

'Putting Swim Fins on a Cat' - Season 5, Episode 5

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject.

Air Date: October 21st 2007.

Berta: God takes care of drunks and fools, and C. Roscoe Harper is both.

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Alan: Money doesn't just fall from the sky.
Charlie: Obviously you've never been sitting ringside when a pole dancer hangs upside down.

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Charlie: Linda's spending time with her son tonight. Apparently, she's one of these single moms that puts her kid first.
Alan: The bitch!

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Charlie: I'm babysitting.
Berta: You?
Charlie: Why not me?
Berta: You're a rum-soaked degenerate.

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