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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

'Large Birds, Spiders and Mom' - Season 5, Episode 1

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he advances to junior high. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

Air Date: September 23rd 2007.

Charlie: Face it, Alan. When the good Lord was handing out courage, you were crouched in a locker, peein' on your gym socks.

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Alan: I hope [Jake] didn't wander under the bleachers during lunch hour.
Charlie: Ah, he's smarter than that.
Alan: Smart? Charlie, he only got out of 6th grade because he couldn't fit in the desks anymore.

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