'Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin' - Season 4, Episode 23
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
Air Date: May 6th 2007.
Charlie: You look at an animal shelter and see homeless dogs and kitties about to be put to death. Me? I see an ass farm.
Alan: OK, I'm speechless.
Charlie: No words necessary - silent admiration is all I ask
Jake: Buffalo are like bad ass cows.