' I Merely Slept with a Commie' - Season 4, Episode 17
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped adopt a boy from China.
Air Date: February 25th 2007.
(Jake is looking at a display case of fancy watches).
Jake: Yo, check out the bling!
Charlie: Jake, I'm not going to tell you again. You're a pasty, white kid. Start acting like one.
Charlie: We need to do something about Mom.
Alan: I don't disagree, but there's an option to running away from her.
Charlie: Yeah, but we'd get caught, and you'd sell me out for a reduced sentence.