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Young People Have Phlegm Too

'Young People Have Phlegm Too' - Season 4, Episode 16

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

Air Date: February 18th 2007.

Alan: Let's face it, we're both too old for the MTV-lifestyle.
Charlie: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!

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Charlie: The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying, and I am not dying, my friend. I am living life to the fullest. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up and take a nap.

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Charlie: It seems like yesterday I could party all night and eat and drink anything I wanted to. Now, a couple of Red Bulls and a waffle and I'm sittin' in the emergency room, prayin' for a fart.

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Alan: Oh good, someone just lit up a doobie.....yep yep that is definitely the ganja

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Alan: Oh perfect, I just stepped on a condom.

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