'That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami' - Season 4, Episode 14
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, but he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
Air Date: February 4th 2007.
Charlie: No woman ever came home from a date complaining that all she did was talk about herself.
Berta: He's gotta go, Charlie.
Charlie: What am I gonna do, Berta? He's my brother.
Berta: We could make it look like an accident.