'Castrating Sheep in Montana' - Season 4, Episode 12
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
Air Date: January 7th 2007.
Charlie: Berta's in my bed.
Alan: Really? Couldn't you just pay her in cash this week?
Jake: Can I get my ear pierced?
Jake: Why not?
Charlie: You can't keep the holes you have clean.
Berta: I made all your favorites: scrambled egg whites, turkey bacon, rye toast - no butter, decaf coffee.
Alan: Well, thank you.
Berta: You eat like a 90-year-old man with stomach cancer, but I don't judge.
Evelyn: Oh wonderful, we're going to be on an episode of Cops.