'Corey's Been Dead for an Hour' - Season 4, Episode 9
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
Air Date: November 19th 2006.
(While in the bathroom).
Alan: (To Charlie). Plato and Aristotle said that no matter how many times you shaked it, the last drop always falls in the pants.
(After Rose scares Jake).
Jake: Are you crazy?
Rose: There's several schools of thought on that.
Jake: No, Corey's been dead for an hour!
Vicki: I am so full. I don't think I could put another thing in my mouth.
Charlie: Hope that's just a figure of speech.
Charlie: I can't believe I missed out on a sure thing because I was sitting on the can, listening to you not take a crap!