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'A Live Woman of Proven Fertility' - Season 4, Episode 5

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

Air Date: October 15th 2006.

Alan: I need to start carrying my own weight, which is actually getting easier now that I'm wasting away.

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