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A Pot Smoking Monkey

'A Pot Smoking Monkey' - Season 4, Episode 4

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

Air Date: October 8th 2006.

Charlie: (To Jake) Who knows more about girls than your Uncle Charlie?
Berta: Warren Beatty, Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell...

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Charlie: No dogs in my house. Especially stolen dogs that are big enough to make me their bitch!

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