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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

'The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress' - Season 4, Episode 3

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

Air Date: October 1st 2006.

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. (blows dust off of his surfboard) If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket.

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Evelyn: (To Alan) You were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.

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