'The Spit-Covered Cobbler' - Season 3, Episode 18
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
Air Date: March 19th 2006.
Alan: She looks up to me. She thinks I’m special. She thinks I’m smart.
Charlie: She thinks gazpacho is Pinocchio’s father.
Candy: Jake, I'll help you with your homework.
Jake: Do you know anything about geometry?
Candy: I know it's what you say when you turn into a tree... Gee, Ima tree!