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'The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer' - Season 3, Episode 17

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

Air Date: March 12th 2006.

Rose: What's the name of that hemorrhoid cream again?
Charlie: Fire in the Hole.

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Rose: Every time we have sex I can feel his eyes burning a hole in the back of my head.
Charlie: That's gonna keep me up at night.

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Charlie: An awards ceremony is like a Thai massage. If you don't know that there's gonna be a happy ending, there's no point in lying down.

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Charlie: Oh why can't I just black out in peace?

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Let's put it this way, Rose. What the advertising industry did to me tonight, Archie Baldwin is now doing to my mother.

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