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Ergo, the Booty Call

'Ergo, the Booty Call' - Season 3, Episode 16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

Air Date: March 5th 2006.

Jake: Don't you want to be the first one to wish me a happy birthday? 
Charlie: Jake, I swear to God.
Jake: Wait! Not Yet! 5-4-3-2-1. OK, now!
Charlie: Get out.
Jake: You can give me your present now if you want to.
Charlie: If you leave immediately, I'll give you the gift of life.

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