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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

'Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded' - Season 3, Episode 14

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Air Date: February 5th 2006.

Alan: My girlfriend on the other hand, has no idea who I really am, damn little desire to find out, and is only interested in riding me like a wild mustang and draining me of all bodily fluids.

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