Charlie: Alan, if you want to crack something open, I'd recommend that kid's mom.

Dr. Freeman: Alright, so your brother had a panic attack in the middle of a bookstore. How'd that make you feel?
Charlie: What the hell do my feelings have to do with anything?

Alan: Let's face it, good manners are just the latest casualty in the ongoing collapse of Western Civilization.

Charlie: Anyway, last night I am out with my stupid, lame ass brother.
Dr. Freeman: Sounds like you you've got some anger towards him...
Charlie: Oohh, you're good.