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Santa's Village of the Damned

'Santa's Village of the Damned' - Season 3, Episode 11

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Air Date: December 18th 2005.

Charlie: When was the last time you saw your testicles while in the shower?
Alan: I don't have to see them, I know where they are.

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Berta: So which one of you guys is slipping the high hard one to Martha Stewart?

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