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Madame and Her Special Friend

'Madame and Her Special Friend' - Season 3, Episode 9

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Air Date: November 20th 2005.

Berta: I forgot to do a load of laundry. Last chance to change your underwear.
Alan: I'm good.

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Alan: Jake, are you praying?
Jake: It's okay. I'm not in school.

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Charlie: Likes to take long walks on the beach after crawling out of the ocean and growing legs. Her birthstone is lava.

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Charlie: Her high school graduation pictures are probably on a cave wall in France!

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Alan: You know she's rich, right?
Charlie: Richer than God, who she's known since he was yay high.

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Alan: So what's it like dating a woman whose IQ is the same as her age?
Charlie: I could ask you the same thing.

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