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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

'Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark' - Season 3, Episode 3

Charlie finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

Air Date: October 2nd 2005.

Judith: (About Jake) Isn't he adorable?
Alan: When he's sleeping he's an angel.
*Jake farts*.

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Charlie: For the record, a pleasant dinner doesn't necessarily preclude carpet burns and a bite mark on your ass.

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