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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

'Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover' - Season 3, Episode 2

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

Air Date: September 25th 2005.

Alan: (To a very overweight patient) Oh, Mr. Dunlop, good to see you again. How we doing today?
Mr. Dunlop: Not good. I was making love to my wife last night.
Alan: Oh my God, is she okay?!?!
Mr. Dunlop: She's fine. She was on top.

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Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
Charlie: Oh, good, remind me to rewind the camcorder.

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Alan: You turned my business into a brothel.
Charlie: I thought you'd be happy. I didn't touch a single patient.

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Barbara's Mom: What the hell is wrong with you?
Alan: I don't know, I was a bottle baby.

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