'Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover' - Season 3, Episode 2
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
Air Date: September 25th 2005.
Alan: (To a very overweight patient) Oh, Mr. Dunlop, good to see you again. How we doing today?
Mr. Dunlop: Not good. I was making love to my wife last night.
Alan: Oh my God, is she okay?!?!
Mr. Dunlop: She's fine. She was on top.
Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
Charlie: Oh, good, remind me to rewind the camcorder.
Alan: You turned my business into a brothel.
Charlie: I thought you'd be happy. I didn't touch a single patient.
Barbara's Mom: What the hell is wrong with you?
Alan: I don't know, I was a bottle baby.