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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

'That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother' - Season 2, Episode 22

When Evelyn buys Alan a sports car, Charlie warns she'll expect payback, which she gets by forcing Alan to agree to accompany her on a blind double-date.

Air Date: May 8th 2005.

Evelyn: Oh, Alan, before I forget, I need to ask you a little favor.
Charlie: Your soul, please.
Evelyn: Charlie, for God's sake.
Charlie: Careful, I don't think you're allowed to say "God" without, you know, bursting into flames or something.

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