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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On' - Season 2, Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

Air Date: May 1st 2005.

Evelyn: (To Charlie) Laugh now, but when I die I'll come back to haunt you.
(Evelyn leaves)
Charlie: (to Alan) How will that be any different from this?

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Evelyn: I just can't believe he's gone.
Charlie: Isn't that why we're going to the funeral, to make sure?

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Evelyn: You know what they say, darling. 'Today's obituary is tomorrow's exclusive listing.'.

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