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'The Salmon Under My Sweater' - Season 2, Episode 10

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose when he spends more time with her.

Air Date: November 28th 2004.

Berta: So you want to know what goes on underneath this rough exterior. Whether somewhere inside me there is a tiny little girl that wanted to be a famous ballerina. 
Alan: Is there? 
Berta: If there is, it is because I accidentally ate her and I haven't passed her yet. I'm telling you, I'm dreading that tiara.

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Alan: Very nice, it's snappy.
Charlie: You really like it?
Alan: Yeah! Yeah, good work!
Charlie: That settles it - it blows!

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