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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers' - Season 2, Episode 8

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

Air Date: November 14th 2004.

Alan: What kind of man chooses sex with an insatiably hot stranger over quality time with his little boy?
Charlie: Oh! I don't know, the kind of man who's been married for twelve years and had sex twelve times?

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Alan: What kind of man chooses sex with an insatiably hot stranger over quality time with his little boy?
Charlie: Oh! I don't know, the kind of man who's been married for twelve years and had sex twelve times?

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4.3

Alan: What kind of man chooses sex with an insatiably hot stranger over quality time with his little boy?
Charlie: Oh! I don't know, the kind of man who's been married for twelve years and had sex twelve times?

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4

Alan: How do I look?
Charlie: (without looking up) Incredible. All men want to be you, all women want to be with you.
Alan: Could you at least look at me before you answer?
Charlie: (after he looked up) I stand corrected. All men want to be with you.

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3.9

Charlie: Oh, come on, put it in the holster, Wild Bill!

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4.6

Charlie: She knows what she's talking about Alan, mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.

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Alan: Hey, how do I look?
Charlie: Incredible! All men want to be you and all women want to be with you.

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3