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Can You Feel My Finger

'Can You Feel My Finger' - Season 1, Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Air Date: May 23rd 2004.

Charlie: Okay, let me try this again. A vasectomy is a very simple procedure.
Jake: Are you sick??
Charlie: No, no, no, I'm perfectly healthy. It's just a procedure so that I don't have babies by accident.
Jake: Oh, yeah, like we had to do with Scout.
Charlie: Scout?
Alan: The dog we had. Couldn't keep it in his fur! Keep going, you're doing great.
Charlie: Jake, it's not exactly the same with people as it is with dogs.
Jake: I know. (long pause) Why don't you just wear a condom?

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Alan: (Holding a bag for Charlie). So what's in the bag?
Charlie: Sperm.
Alan: No, really.
Charlie: Sperm.
Alan: Whose sperm?
Charlie: Seabiscuit's! Who do you think? Mine!
Alan: I thought we were going to a movie!

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