'Just Like Buffalo' - Season 1, Episode 23
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Air Date: May 16th 2004.
Mandy: You are so cute!
Jake: I know.
Kathleen: You got a girlfriend yet?
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
Jake: (repeating something Charlie said) No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?
Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff.
Alan: Okay, bye bye!
Charlie: What do men have that women don't?
Jake: (in a lower voice) Beards?