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No Sniffing, No Wowing

'No Sniffing, No Wowing' - Season 1, Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Air Date: May 2nd 2004.

Alan: Oh, I'm sorry, did I interupt your late-morning nap or early-afternoon nap?
Charlie: I don't nap, I recharge.

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Alan: Hey, Jake, your grandma's here.
Jake: (groaning) Oh, man!
Alan: I meant in the room.
Jake: (turns around, puts on a big smile) Oh, man, Grandma's here!!
Evelyn: (to Alan) I blame you.
Alan: Yeah, well, take a number.

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