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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

'Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark' - Season 1, Episode 20

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing, so she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist, which Alan is hesitant to do.

Air Date: April 18th 2004.

Berta: Did you check to see if he’s constipated?
Alan: Berta, his mother and I are going thorough a divorce and there’s a lot of emotions he hasn’t processed.
Berta: Maybe so, but there’s also a lot of sting cheese he hasn’t processed.

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Judith: He's been sullen and uncooperative for days. I think he needs to see someone.
Alan: What, you mean like a... like a shrink?
Judith: No, Alan, I mean like a blacksmith.

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Charlie: If I didn't know better, I'd think he got laid last night.

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