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I Can't Afford Hyenas

'I Can't Afford Hyenas' - Season 1, Episode 14

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

Air Date: January 18th 2004.

Alan: Wonderful building(!).
Charlie: What's wrong with it?
Alan: Well, the phrase "reeks of urine" comes to mind.

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Charlie: Great, why don't I just shoot myself?
Alan: Can't afford a gun.

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