'Merry Thanksgiving' - Season 1, Episode 10
n an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Air Date: November 23rd 2003.
Charlie: Anyway, I now have a much deeper appreciation for... whaddya call'em? Traditional values.
Lisa: "Traditional values?" This from a guy who offered my sister a car if she'd come to bed with us.
Charlie: It was a joke, and I was drunk... but still, it showed a yearning for family.
Charlie: I need to show Lisa that I'm a family man.
Alan: But you're not.
Charlie: That's not the point. She's about to go off and marry some jerk, just because he loves her and wants to settle down.
Alan: Oh, I see. You're Satan.
Charlie: What's so tough to understand? We're gonna have a big family dinner right here.
Alan: Uh-huh. And whose big family were you planning on inviting?
Charlie: You know: me, you, Jake, Mom, turkey. Just like the good old days.
Alan: What good old days?