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Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

'Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful' - Season 1, Episode 8

Alan tricks Charlie into joining he and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Air Date: November 9th 2003.

Charlie: Alright, everyone, quiet down.
Girl: You're not our teacher. Why should we listen to you?
Charlie: All right, let me put it another way—shut up and sit down!

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Charlie: (at Jake's school) Alright, well, it's been fun, but I'm officially resigning as the mayor of Boogertown!

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Alan: The kids really need you.
Charlie: Yeah, but here's the thing. I don't like kids.
Alan: You like Jake.
Charlie: Jake's different. He's cool. He's our kid. The rest of them......blech!
Alan: What other kids do you know?
Charlie: I've seen them. Having tantrums in supermarkets, making everything sticky. And the whole world gives them a free ride just because they're cute.

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Jake: (about his parents) I think they're gonna get back together.
Charlie: Oh, you do, huh?
Jake: Yeah, except if my dad moves back in my mom's house, I wouldn't see you anymore.
Charlie: Of course you'd see me. You could still have your room here, and I'll come visit.
Jake: You never visited before.
Charlie: That's because I didn't know you then.
Jake: That's because you never visited.

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Girl: Your uncle is so lame!
Jake: No, he's not! He's cool! 
Girl: He is not!
Jake: He is too! He's almost famous. He wrote the Maple Loops song!
Girl: Did not!
Charlie: Did too!
Boy: Prove it!
Charlie: See that Jaguar in the parking lot? Maple Loops!

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