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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

'Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?' - Season 1, Episode 6

Charlie and Evelyn are dating members of the same family.

Air Date: October 26th 2003.

Charlie: When the phone rings at Uncle Charlie's house, we don't just willy-nilly pick up the receiver and answer it. No. What we do is check the caller ID, and only pick up if we want to talk to that person.
Jake: Like Mom?
Charlie: That depends: Your mom, yes; my mom, no.
Jake: How come you don't want to talk to your mom?
Charlie: I'll tell you all about that when you're old enough to drink.

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Charlie: I just want you to know that in my way I want you to be happy, and I love you.
Evelyn: Well, I guess I'll go pack.
Charlie: Why?
Evelyn: Oh, I'm going home.
Charlie: In the middle of the night?
Evelyn: Charlie, you just said you loved me. You can only screw it up from here.

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Charlie: Jake, what's this? A phone message?
Jake: Yeah, some lady called for you.
Charlie: Who? I can't read your writing.
(Jake holds out his hand, Charlie hands him the message)
Jake: (reading it out) You're a big selfish jerk.
Charlie: Ok, I know who this is. Amy—probably Amy.
Jake: Yup, Amy.

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Charlie: So what are you doing here?
Evelyn: Well, I'm showing a house at the beach and I thought while I'm in the neighborhood I would drop off a gift for my grandson.
Alan: You're writing him a check? What kind of gift is that?
Evelyn: You told me he likes Transformer toys. This check transforms into any toy he wants.

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Charlie: Okay, she's not here. Let's go.
(Alan turns on the light)
Charlie: Okay, she's here. Let's go.

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