'The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump' - Season 1, Episode 5
Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie having encounters with some sexy soccer moms.
Air Date: October 19th 2003.
Alan: Jake, for the last time, nobody got "creamed", no one won, no one lost.
Jake: Yeah except for us, twelve to two.
Charlie: Well, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's whether or not you beat the spread.