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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Nap

'If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Nap' - Season 1, Episode 4

Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.

Air Date: October 12th 2003.

Charlie: Alan.
Alan: Yeah?
Charlie: I can see you.
Alan: And I can see you, too.
Charlie: No, I mean, Berta never cleaned while I was in the room. She was like, invisible. 
Alan: I'm sorry. I'll try to be more transparent.

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Alan: So I can't even have one stupid thing in this house?
Charlie: Hey, leave Jake out of this!

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