'Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell' - Season 1, Episode 3
Alan fears he is losing his son so he goes drinking with Charlie.
Air Date: October 5th 2003.
Jake: Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!
Charlie: I don't suppose that's a Rubenesque nineteen-year-old girl?
Alan: Porky's his pet guinea pig.
Charlie: You're bringing vermin into my house?
Charlie: (to Alan) First of all, that little boy loves you. And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn't want to sleep with men, it doesn't make you a bad husband, though I wouldn't brag about it.
Charlie: Let's throw Porky into the ocean and go get bombed.