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(After Rose scares Jake).
Jake: Are you crazy?
Rose: There's several schools of thought on that.

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*After Charlie starts dating a new woman, while Rose is sitting next to Charlie on the couch*
Evelyn: How serious is your relationship with Gloria?
Charlie: Not that it's any of your business, but this is our second date.
Evelyn: What happened on the first date?
Rose: *Speaking up before Charlie can say anything* They went out to dinner, he took her home, and they made out a little bit in the car.
*Charlie's head turns rapidly and he glares at Rose*
Rose: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you wanna tell it?
Evelyn: So you haven't slept together?
Rose: *Before Charlie can say anything* Not yet.
Charlie: *Charlie glares at Rose again*
Rose: Oops. There I go again.

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From episode Walnuts and Demerol.

Rose: We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm, but we don't match up with any other socks. So all we can hope for is to be a dust mitten or a hand puppet.

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From episode Phase One, Complete.

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