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Two and a Half Men's eleventh season has now concluded. The show has been renewed for a twelfth and final season by CBS, which will begin Thursday, October 30.

Previous Episode: 'Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead'.

Two and a Half Men to end after twelve seasons 14th May 2014

Two and a Half Men to end after twelve seasons

Two and a Half Men is to come to an end after twelve seasons, CBS announced today as the network unveiled its fall schedule. CBS renewed the show for its twelfth season back in March, amid speculation it would be the show's final season.

Thursday Night Football will be taking over CBS's Thursday night schedule between September 11 and October 23. The network will launch an expanded two-hour comedy block from October 30. Chuck Lorre's The Big Bang Theory, which is beginning its eighth season on Monday nights, kicks off Thursday night at 8, followed by the second season of The Millers at 8:30. Two and a Half Men is moving to the 9 o'clock time period, followed by a new sitcom, The McCarthys, at 9:30. Elementary stays at 10 to finish the night.

CBS's Nina Tassler said Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre has a lot of surprises planned for Men's final season, but said she is not sure whether Charlie Sheen would be returning to the show.

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CBS Announces Eleventh Season Finale 23rd April 2014

CBS Announces Eleventh Season Finale

CBS has announced the details for the eleventh season finale of Two and a Half Men. The show's current season ends on Thursday, May 8. Country music star Brad Paisley, real-life husband of guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley, makes a cameo appearance in this episode.

“Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead” – Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences, on the 11th season finale of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, May 8 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Gretchen, Alan’s fiancée, and her real-life husband, Brad Paisley, makes a cameo appearance.

More information about this episode is available in our Episode Guide. Two and a Half Men has been renewed for a twelfth season, so the show will be back. It's not yet clear whether the twelfth season is planned as the show's final seasons, though reports suggest this is a consideration for CBS.

CBS Announces Episode 11.21 15th April 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.21

CBS has put out the press release for the May 1 episode of Two and a Half Men. Courtney Thorne-Smith and Kimberly Williams-Paisley return as Lyndsey and Gretchen, respectively.

"Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT" - Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, May 1 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

More information about this episode can be found in our Episode Guide.

Category: Show. Episode: Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT. Tags: Season 11, episodes, guest stars.

CBS Announces Episode 11.20 8th April 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.20

CBS has put out the press release for the April 24 episode of Two and a Half Men. Jane Lynch (Glee) reprises her role as as Dr. Freeman.

“Lotta Delis In Little Armenia” – Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 24 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

More information about this episode is available in our Episode Guide.

Episode 11.18 Ratings 4th April 2014

Episode 11.18 Ratings

Last night's episode of Two and a Half Men ranked first in viewers for its time slot and second in the 18-49 demographic, finishing broadly inline with the previous episode's ratings.

"West Side Story" was watched by 9.23 million people, down by 200,000 from the previous episode's 9.43m audience. Two and a Half Men was first in viewers. The show slipped to second, behind ABC's Grey's Anatomy, in the 18-49 demographic with a 2.5/7 rating - up a notch from 2.4/8 on March 13.

Category: Show. Episode: West Side Story. Tags: Season 11, ratings.

CBS Announces Episode 11.19 - Mila Kunis guest stars 27th March 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.19 - Mila Kunis guest stars

CBS has announced the details for the April 10 episode of Two and a Half Men. Mila Kunis (That '70s Show) guest stars as Vivian, a love interest for Walden.

Daddy's Got A Healthy Flavor Stick – Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she’s “The One” – that is, until he meets Vivian and becomes convinced she’s “The One.” Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 10 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

CBS Announces Episode 11.18 17th March 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.18

CBS has put out the press release for the next episode of Two and a Half Men. Brooke D'Orsay returns as Walden's ex-girlfriend, Kate, while Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Gretchen, Alan's new love interest.

West Side Story – Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend’s boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan’s (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 3 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Brooke D’Orsay returns as Walden’s ex-girlfriend, Kate. Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan’s new love interest, Gretchen.

More information about this episode can be found in our Episode Guide.

Category: Show. Episode: West Side Story. Tags: Season 11, episodes, guest stars.

Episode 11.17 Ratings 14th March 2014

Episode 11.17 Ratings

Yesterday's Two and a Half Men broadcast finished a strong first place in the ratings for its time slot.

"Welcome Home, Jake" was watched by 9.43 million people, down by just less than a million from last week's 10.38m audience. Two and a Half Men had a 2.4/8 rating, down by two tenths from last week's 2.6/8.

Category: Show. Episode: Welcome Home, Jake. Tags: Season 11, ratings.

Two and a Half Men renewed for 12th season 13th March 2014

Two and a Half Men renewed for 12th season

CBS today announced renewals for eighteen primetime shows, including Two and a Half Men. Other shows renewed include fellow Chuck Lorre sitcoms Mom and Mike & Molly, along with The Big Bang Theory which received a three-year renewal yesterday. 

With its twelfth season now assured, Two and a Half Men is the longest-running sitcom for decades. The show will now run longer than Cheers, Frasier, M*A*S*H and Happy Days, among others, which ran for eleven seasons.

According to reports from Deadline.com, Two and a Half Men may be returning for a shorter final season. However, Deadline stresses CBS's options are still open, especially given the recent uptick in Two and a Half Men's ratings in its new 9pm slot.

Category: Show. Tags: CBS, Season 12.

Episode 11.16 Ratings 7th March 2014

Episode 11.16 Ratings

Yesterday's Two and a Half Men finished first in the ratings for its time slot, posting further gains in its new time slot.

This week's episode, "How To Get Rid of Alan Harper", was watched by 10.38 million people, up 360,000 people over last week's episode - the first episode to air in the 9/8c slot. Two and a Half Men rose a tenth in the 18-49 demographic, registering a 2.6/8 rating, up from the last episode's 2.5/7. Two and a Half Men was first in viewers and tied for second in the 18-49 demo. These were Two and a Half Men's best numbers since its season premiere.

Category: Show. Episode: How To Get Rid of Alan Harper. Tags: Season 11, ratings.