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'The Ol' Mexican Spinach' - Season 12, Episode 1
Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.

Air Date: October 30th at 9:00/8:00c on CBS.
Last Episode: 'Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead'.

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CBS Announces Episode 12.02 16th October 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.02

CBS has put out the press release for the November 6 episode of Two and a Half Men, the second episode of its final season. Singer Michael Bolton returns as himself in this episode.

A Chic Bar In Ibiza – When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Nov. 6 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. 

Two and a Half Men begins its twelfth and final season Thursday, October 30 at 9/8c on CBS.

Category: Show. Episode: A Chic Bar In Ibiza. Tags: Season 12, episodes, guest stars.

CBS announces final season premiere 10th October 2014

CBS announces final season premiere

CBS has put out the press release for the premiere of Two and a Half Men's twelfth and final season. The show returns Thursday, October 30. Aisha Tyler (The Talk) guest stars as Walden's lawyer, Allison, in this episode.

The Ol' Mexican Spinach – Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help, on the 12th season premiere of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Oct. 30 (9:01-9:30PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: Ol' Mexican Spinach. Tags: guest stars, Season 12, episodes.

Two and a Half Men to end after twelve seasons 14th May 2014

Two and a Half Men to end after twelve seasons

Two and a Half Men is to come to an end after twelve seasons, CBS announced today as the network unveiled its fall schedule. CBS renewed the show for its twelfth season back in March, amid speculation it would be the show's final season.

Thursday Night Football will be taking over CBS's Thursday night schedule between September 11 and October 23. The network will launch an expanded two-hour comedy block from October 30. Chuck Lorre's The Big Bang Theory, which is beginning its eighth season on Monday nights, kicks off Thursday night at 8, followed by the second season of The Millers at 8:30. Two and a Half Men is moving to the 9 o'clock time period, followed by a new sitcom, The McCarthys, at 9:30. Elementary stays at 10 to finish the night.

CBS's Nina Tassler said Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre has a lot of surprises planned for Men's final season, but said she is not sure whether Charlie Sheen would be returning to the show.

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CBS Announces Eleventh Season Finale 23rd April 2014

CBS Announces Eleventh Season Finale

CBS has announced the details for the eleventh season finale of Two and a Half Men. The show's current season ends on Thursday, May 8. Country music star Brad Paisley, real-life husband of guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley, makes a cameo appearance in this episode.

“Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead” – Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences, on the 11th season finale of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, May 8 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Gretchen, Alan’s fiancée, and her real-life husband, Brad Paisley, makes a cameo appearance.

More information about this episode is available in our Episode Guide. Two and a Half Men has been renewed for a twelfth season, so the show will be back. It's not yet clear whether the twelfth season is planned as the show's final seasons, though reports suggest this is a consideration for CBS.

CBS Announces Episode 11.21 15th April 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.21

CBS has put out the press release for the May 1 episode of Two and a Half Men. Courtney Thorne-Smith and Kimberly Williams-Paisley return as Lyndsey and Gretchen, respectively.

"Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT" - Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, May 1 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

More information about this episode can be found in our Episode Guide.

Category: Show. Episode: Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT. Tags: Season 11, episodes, guest stars.

CBS Announces Episode 11.20 8th April 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.20

CBS has put out the press release for the April 24 episode of Two and a Half Men. Jane Lynch (Glee) reprises her role as as Dr. Freeman.

“Lotta Delis In Little Armenia” – Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 24 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

More information about this episode is available in our Episode Guide.

Episode 11.18 Ratings 4th April 2014

Episode 11.18 Ratings

Last night's episode of Two and a Half Men ranked first in viewers for its time slot and second in the 18-49 demographic, finishing broadly inline with the previous episode's ratings.

"West Side Story" was watched by 9.23 million people, down by 200,000 from the previous episode's 9.43m audience. Two and a Half Men was first in viewers. The show slipped to second, behind ABC's Grey's Anatomy, in the 18-49 demographic with a 2.5/7 rating - up a notch from 2.4/8 on March 13.

Category: Show. Episode: West Side Story. Tags: Season 11, ratings.

CBS Announces Episode 11.19 - Mila Kunis guest stars 27th March 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.19 - Mila Kunis guest stars

CBS has announced the details for the April 10 episode of Two and a Half Men. Mila Kunis (That '70s Show) guest stars as Vivian, a love interest for Walden.

Daddy's Got A Healthy Flavor Stick – Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she’s “The One” – that is, until he meets Vivian and becomes convinced she’s “The One.” Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 10 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

CBS Announces Episode 11.18 17th March 2014

CBS Announces Episode 11.18

CBS has put out the press release for the next episode of Two and a Half Men. Brooke D'Orsay returns as Walden's ex-girlfriend, Kate, while Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Gretchen, Alan's new love interest.

West Side Story – Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend’s boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan’s (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, April 3 (9:01-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Brooke D’Orsay returns as Walden’s ex-girlfriend, Kate. Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan’s new love interest, Gretchen.

More information about this episode can be found in our Episode Guide.

Category: Show. Episode: West Side Story. Tags: Season 11, episodes, guest stars.

Episode 11.17 Ratings 14th March 2014

Episode 11.17 Ratings

Yesterday's Two and a Half Men broadcast finished a strong first place in the ratings for its time slot.

"Welcome Home, Jake" was watched by 9.43 million people, down by just less than a million from last week's 10.38m audience. Two and a Half Men had a 2.4/8 rating, down by two tenths from last week's 2.6/8.

Category: Show. Episode: Welcome Home, Jake. Tags: Season 11, ratings.