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'A Beer-Battered Rip-Off' - Season 12, Episode 12
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.

Air Date: January 29th at 9:00/8:00c on CBS.
Last Episode: 'For Whom The Booty Calls'.

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CBS Announces Episode 12.13 23rd January 2015

CBS Announces Episode 12.13

CBS has announced the February 5 episode of Two and a Half Men, "Boompa Loved His Hookers". Maggie Lawson returns as Ms. McMartin.

Boompa Loved His Hookers – Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Feb. 5 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

CBS Announces Episode 12.12 16th January 2015

CBS Announces Episode 12.12

CBS has released the description for the January 29 episode of Two and a Half Men's final season.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off – When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Jan. 29 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off. Tags: Season 12, episodes.

CBS Announces Episode 12.11 15th January 2015

CBS Announces Episode 12.11

CBS has announced the next episode of Two and a Half Men, "For Whom The Booty Calls", which airs Thursday, January 22.

“For Whom The Booty Calls” – Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Jan. 22 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: For Whom Booty Calls. Tags: Season 12, episodes.

CBS Announces Episode 12.10 22nd December 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.10

CBS has issued the press release for the January 15 episode of Two and a Half Men. Maggie Lawson returns as the social worker Ms. McMartin.

Here I Come, Pants! – Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Jan. 15 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: Here I Come, Pants!. Tags: Season 12, episodes, Season 11.

CBS Announces Episode 12.09 22nd December 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.09

CBS has put out the press release for the January 8 episode of Two and a Half Men. Ryan Stiles returns as Herb and Courtney Thorne-Smith reprises her role as Lyndsey.

“Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey” – Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Jan. 8 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

CBS announces Two and a Half Men end date 8th December 2014

CBS announces Two and a Half Men end date

Two and a Half Men will end with an hour-long series finale on Thursday, February 19, CBS has announced.

Two and a Half Men, which is one of the longest running U.S. sitcoms of all time, was the most popular sitcom for five seasons between 2005/6 and 2009/10. When the show ends, 262 episodes will have been produced.

New sitcom The Odd Couple, starring Matthew Perry and Thomas Lennon, will premiere Thursday, February 19 at 8:30 PM, immediately before the Two and a Half Men finale. Mom, a Chuck Lorre show, will take the 9:30 slot starting February 26, following special encore broadcasts of The Big Bang Theory.

Category: Show. Tags: CBS, ratings.

CBS Announces Episode 12.08 26th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.08

CBS has put out the press release for the December 18 episode of Two and a Half Men. Melanie Lynskey returns as Rose.

Clockwise In Back Hole Until Tight – Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Dec. 18 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

CBS Announces Episode 12.07 25th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.07

CBS has put out the press release for the December 11 episode of Two and a Half Men, "Sex With An Animated Ed Asner".

Sex With An Animated Ed Asner – Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Dec. 11 (9:01-9:30PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: Sex With An Animated Ed Asner. Tags: episodes, Season 12.

Episode 12.03 Ratings 14th November 2014

Episode 12.03 Ratings

Yesterday's Two and a Half Men finished a strong second in the ratings for its time period. This week's episode, "Glamping In A Yurt", had 8.75 million viewers, down from 9.12m last week. Two and a Half Men recorded a 2.1/7 rating in the adults 18-49 demographic, flat on last week.

Category: Show. Episode: Glamping In A Yurt. Tags: ratings, Season 12.

CBS Announces Episode 12.06 14th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.06

CBS has announced the December 4 episode of Two and a Half Men, "Alan Shot A Little Girl". Jon Cryer directed this episode.

Alan Shot A Little Girl – When Alan realizes Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Dec. 4 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Jon Cryer directed the episode.

Category: Show. Episode: Alan Shot A Little Girl. Tags: Season 12, episodes.