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Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.

Air Date: November 27th at 9:00/8:00c on CBS.
Last Episode: 'Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight'.

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CBS Announces Episode 12.08 26th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.08

CBS has put out the press release for the December 18 episode of Two and a Half Men. Melanie Lynskey returns as Rose.

Clockwise In Back Hole Until Tight – Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Dec. 18 (9:01-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

CBS Announces Episode 12.07 25th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.07

CBS has put out the press release for the December 11 episode of Two and a Half Men, "Sex With An Animated Ed Asner".

Sex With An Animated Ed Asner – Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Dec. 11 (9:01-9:30PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: Sex With An Animated Ed Asner. Tags: episodes, Season 12.

Episode 12.03 Ratings 14th November 2014

Episode 12.03 Ratings

Yesterday's Two and a Half Men finished a strong second in the ratings for its time period. This week's episode, "Glamping In A Yurt", had 8.75 million viewers, down from 9.12m last week. Two and a Half Men recorded a 2.1/7 rating in the adults 18-49 demographic, flat on last week.

Category: Show. Episode: Glamping In A Yurt. Tags: ratings, Season 12.

CBS Announces Episode 12.06 14th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.06

CBS has announced the December 4 episode of Two and a Half Men, "Alan Shot A Little Girl". Jon Cryer directed this episode.

Alan Shot A Little Girl – When Alan realizes Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Dec. 4 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Jon Cryer directed the episode.

Category: Show. Episode: Alan Shot A Little Girl. Tags: Season 12, episodes.

CBS Announces Episode 12.05 12th November 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.05

CBS has put out the press release for the November 27 episode of Two and a Half Men, "Oontz. Oontz. Oontz." Edan Alexander joins the cast as the foster child, Louis.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.” – Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don’t bond like he expected, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Nov. 27 (9:01-9:30PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.

Category: Show. Episode: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.. Tags: Season 12, episodes.

Episode 12.02 Ratings 7th November 2014

Episode 12.02 Ratings

Last night's episode of Two and a Half Men finished a solid second in the ratings for its time period, despite posting week-to-week falls from its season premiere.

"A Chic Bar In Ibiza" had 9.12 million viewers, down from 10.29m for the twelfth season premiere. The show had a 2.1/7 rating in the adults 18-49 demographic, down three tenths from the October 30 episode.

Category: Show. Episode: A Chic Bar In Ibiza. Tags: Season 12, ratings.

Twelfth season premiere ratings 31st October 2014

Twelfth season premiere ratings

Last night's twelfth season premiere of Two and a Half Men finished first in the ratings for its time period.

The opening episode of the show's final season, "The Ol' Mexican Spinach", had 10.29 million viewers, down from the last season premiere's 11.59 audience. The show was first in viewers, but slipped to second place in the 18-49 demographic behind ABC's Scandal. Two and a Half Men had a 2.4/7 rating in the demo, down from the eleventh season premiere's 2.9/8.

Category: Show. Episode: Ol' Mexican Spinach. Tags: ratings, Season 12.

CBS Announces Episode 12.04 31st October 2014

CBS Announces Episode 12.04

CBS has issued the press release for the November 20 episode of Two and a Half Men. Maggie Lawson guest stars as a social worker in the episode.

“Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight” – Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Nov. 20 (9:01-9:30PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Maggie Lawson guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.

Video: Jon Cryer on 'CONAN' 30th October 2014

Before Two and a Half Men's final season premiere tonight, Jon Cryer was on CONAN last night and showed a preview of today's Halloween episode. He also talked about his feelings about the show coming to an end and Alan's recurring nudity on the show.

Watch clips from the interview below or visit TeamCoco.com.




Two and a Half Men returns for its twelfth and final season tonight at 9/8c on CBS.

Category: Jon Cryer. Tags: video, interview.

Video: Ashton Kutcher on 'CONAN' 29th October 2014

Ahead of Two and a Half Men's season premiere, Ashton Kutcher was a guest on CONAN yesterday and discussed the show's former star, Charlie Sheen, who reportedly wants to appear on the show in its final season. Kutcher also talked about how he and wife Mila Kunis chose their new baby's name.

Watch clips from the interview below or visit TeamCoco.com.



Two and a Half Men returns for its twelfth and final season on Thursday, October 30 at 9/8c on CBS.

Category: Ashton Kutcher. Tags: video, interview.